Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
