Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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