Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
this will be a night to untag.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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