Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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