This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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