Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
