You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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