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My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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