He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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