Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
