ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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