well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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