I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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