Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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