It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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