two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
