Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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