dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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