Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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