he shaved USA in his pubs
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
send nudes
from the living room?
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