I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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