In the future we'll all be gay
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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