walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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