i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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