It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
And then he peed in my hair
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