How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
dude. I can hear the air.
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