If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
