One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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