brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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