I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
