It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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