I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Oh Jesus.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Text me some of your sweat
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
