I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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