By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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