Got a toothbrush?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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