Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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