You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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