I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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