In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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