she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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