There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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