Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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