Porn is love you can see.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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