we have officially lost it.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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