Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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