Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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