SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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