direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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