Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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