I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
