Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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