Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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