I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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