dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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