But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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