I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My breasts were aching with rage.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize