Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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